Hello!

I'm back from my very long hiatus. I think it was somewhere around three weeks. Nonetheless, here is a recap:

1.) Went to Puerto Rico. It was really warm and I loved how short the flight was. Overall, a positive experience.

2.) One of my BFFs got into Columbia yesterday.

3.) Last but DEFINITELY not least, The Hills is back!!!!

The Hills is one of the least stimulating, yet entertaining shows I think I've ever watched. There is something about watching a group of people do the most mundane tasks unsuccessfully that I just find riveting. For example, the girlies are sent to Paris for the Crillon Ball and Lauren decides to wear her ball gown out to the proverbial club. Bad choice number one. She wants to make the dress shorter for her night on the town, so she decides to do a "running stitch" to create a new hem for the dress that she will be able to easily take out later and will not alter the original hem of the dress. Bad Choice number two. THEN, Lauren looks around and plops her dress on top of a curling iron, resulting in a several-thousand dollar dress being ruined.

And it only goes uphill from there, because if Lauren's judgement is impaired then there is no hope for Audrina, who without question has the whitest teeth I've ever seen but also manages to make the stupidest judgement calls known to man. How could Audrina have thought it would be anything other than counterproductive for her to call Lauren, who is half-way across the world, and tell her that Brody has a girlfriend? Could that not have waited for another three days? Moreover, is Audrina incapable of making smalltalk? She legitimately called Lauren, told her Brody has an alleged girlfriend, and then hung up. Am I the only one who thought that made for great TV but was still bizarre?

I will be updating regularly now so get pumped for some seriously scintillating entries in the future!