You've got to be kidding me

My new thing is reading John McCain's daughter's blog. Her thoughtless musings on the candy basket in her hotel room are less than endearing. Here's a little excerpt I thought I'd share with all two of my readers on this "proverbial" blog of mine:

"It's not the destination, it's the journey" could be my life mantra and it seems a more pertinent statement now more than ever. Winning or losing is never (and will never) be what this is about for me. I am more grateful for this experience than I can ever describe. To everyone who made it all possible, thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Here's a quick breakdown of Super Tuesday. (Forgive me for not being able to explain this in any other way but through artists much more eloquent than me.)
Waking up at 5 am to go to The Today Show on Super Tuesday felt like: The Ramones' "My Brain is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes to Bitburg)."
Riding on the plane for 5 hours to San Diego felt like: Rufus Wainwright's "Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk (Reprise)."
Having such a rockin' Super Tuesday felt like: Michael Jackson's "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough."
And finally, how I feel right now (in fact this is one of my campaign theme songs): Christina Aguilera's "Here to Stay".

Is it bad that the first thing I thought upon reading this is "Wow, I can't wait to make fun of this"? It's just too good. Let's start from the VERY beginning of this holy passage. If winning or losing is not what this is about for you, then could you do me a grand favor and ask your Dad to drop out of the race before he gets his name potentially on the ballot? Does she not understand that her Dad wants the troops to dwell in Iraq until the apocalypse? Am I not being eloquent enough... because here's an "artist" I'll use to express my feelings: The Beatles' HELP!

I was really pleased to hear of Cheney's daughter's ROCKIN' super Tuesday. I don't even need to expand on this one.

There was clearly more material to make fun of but I think blogging twice in one day makes it look like I have too much time on my hands. So, I will stop here but I really urge all the proverbial readers to visit the blog and check out the pictures. The address is http://mccainblogette.com/. It would be great if she linked to my blog as a favor back. Wink Wink.